Ian McCalman
1997, A hell of a year, Parliament for Scotland,
Beguiling, smiling Tony Blair.
Amazing things have happened, Ireland on the mend,
But the most amazing thing of all....
Scotland Qualified ... again!
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We qualified for France, our season in the sun,
Please boys please won't you get us through Round One!
We always think we'll win it, though we're certified insane,
But Scotland qualified ... again.
The Pope meets Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones still roll,
Dinosaurs surviving... Sex Drugs and Helmut Kohl (Bye Bye)
The poor old Deutschmark's falling, the Pound has made a gain,
But the most amazing thing of all....
Scotland Qualified ... again!
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Hale Bopp and Hong Kong have both gone home,
Genetic engineering, Dolly's just a clone from clone.
Tyson bites an ear off..ain't that a shame,
But the most amazing thing of all ...
Scotland Qualified ... again!
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We can beat Brazil ... Norway as well..
We'll murder Morocco (Did we bloody hell)
It seems that other country's have all got better teams.
But ... next time we'll win it!!
We can dream
Dream Dream Dream.