Colum Sands
Vote, vote, whoever you may be
Make good use of democracy
And I'll love you whoever you may be
Just so long as you vote for me.
Election time is here once more
It's four long years since I've seen your door
The opposition we must defeat
For I'd rather lose my head than lose my seat.
I'm a man for the people - whoever they are
So make sure who you're voting for
You vote for me, I'll work for you
You needn't work, you can stay on the broo.
I got your vote and I've won my seat
Now I'm off to Spain to give myself a treat
But I'm thinking of you all and a prayer I do say
That you'll vote for me again next election day.